• DAY 251: TWELVE REASONS BADGERS ARE RELATED TO HIPSTERS

    Jun 5th

    As I head to parliament today to lobby my MP about the cull, I can’t help noticing the strange similarity between my local East London Hipster and our beloved black and white.

    Excuse the lightheartedness but if you are a townie and you think ‘horse’ is something that happens when you smoke too much this might help explain their complex – and charming – behaviour. 

    (I hope they don’t shoot the hipsters either – apart from the ones that burn BBQ holes in London fields).

    Although the cull has officially started the shooting has not (yet) and today there’ll be a debate in parliament. If the MPs vote against the cull then – amazingly – it can still go ahead but it’ll make the Cameron look even more out of touch.

     

    1. BADGERS LIVE IN SOCIAL GROUPS UNDERGROUND

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    2. BADGERS ARE ACTIVE BY NIGHT

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    3. BADGERS LIVE IN THE WOODS

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    4. BADGERS NEED OUR HELP

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    5. BADGERS FEED ON EARTH WORMS

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    6. BADGERS INHERIT THEIR SETTS FROM THEIR PARENTS

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    7. LOOKING AFTER AN ABANDONED BADGER IS LIKE LOOKING AFTER A CHILD

     

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    8. BADGERS LOVE TO HAVE FUN

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    9. OCCASIONALLY BADGERS GATHER BLUEBELLS FOR THEIR HOME

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    10. YOU CAN TELL A LOT ABOUT A BADGER FROM IT’S TOILET BEHAVIOUR

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    11. BADGERS HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR A VERY LONG TIME

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    12. BADGERS RIDE FIXED WHEEL BIKES

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    One Response to “DAY 251: TWELVE REASONS BADGERS ARE RELATED TO HIPSTERS”

    1. lol..love the badger feeding on earth worms!! x

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